The Brand Safety Policy: How Risk Aversion Became Creativity’s Greatest Enemy

by Ber | May 7, 2026 | Brand & Design

At some point in the last decade, the industry collectively decided that the worst thing a brand could do was appear in a context that might upset someone. Not hurt anyone, not cause actual harm — just upset. Be near controversy. Exist in the same ecosystem as an opinion. The result is brand safety: a set of policies, tools, and organisational reflexes so devoted to avoiding risk that they’ve made avoiding creativity the default setting for most major advertisers. The safest piece of communication is also, by definition, the most forgettable. We built an entire infrastructure to guarantee that outcome.

The Origin Story Nobody Tells Honestly

Brand safety as a formal discipline emerged largely from programmatic advertising’s fundamental problem: when you automate media buying at scale, your ad ends up next to things you didn’t intend. An airline running pre-roll against a plane crash video. A children’s toy brand appearing beside extremist content. These are real problems. The early brand safety tools were a reasonable response to a genuine, specific challenge.

Then the industry did what it always does with any useful concept: it expanded it until it broke. Brand safety evolved from “don’t appear next to hate speech” to “don’t appear next to anything that could be interpreted as controversial by anyone, anywhere, under any circumstances.” The keyword blocklists — those magnificent monuments to institutional cowardice — grew from dozens of entries to hundreds of thousands. Words like “shooting,” “death,” “crisis,” “accident” were blocked, which meant brands couldn’t appear next to news coverage of basically anything that had actually happened in the world.

Research has found that brand safety tools regularly block large portions of legitimate premium content. News publishers lost tens of millions in revenue because advertisers were too afraid to appear next to reporting on wars, elections, and health crises — the exact content that educated, engaged audiences were reading most intently. We made ourselves invisible at the moments that mattered most, and called it responsible marketing.

What “Safe” Actually Means in Practice

Ask anyone who works inside a large advertiser’s brand team what happens when they propose something genuinely interesting. There’s a moment — it always comes — when someone asks about brand safety. Not “could this cause harm?” but “could this cause discomfort?” Could someone object? Could a screenshot end up online? Could a journalist write a negative story? The answer to all of these questions, for anything worth doing, is: yes. Probably. That’s what interesting looks like.

The brand safety reflex doesn’t just filter out the genuinely dangerous. It filters out ambiguity. Nuance. Personality. The brand guidelines say “bold” and “authentic” and “human.” The brand safety policy says: don’t be too bold, don’t be too human, and be authentic in a way that nobody could possibly find surprising. These instructions are logically incompatible. The safety policy always wins.

What you get at the end of this process is communication that is technically on-brand, technically present in the right contexts, technically viewable — and completely inert. It can’t make anyone feel anything because it’s been engineered to avoid the conditions that produce feeling. It exists in the media plan, appears in the metrics, and accomplishes approximately nothing except to confirm that the brand continues to exist. That’s not safety. That’s a particularly expensive form of silence.

The Compliance Theatre

Brand safety has also generated one of marketing’s most elaborate theatrical productions: the brand safety audit. This is the process by which an agency or platform demonstrates, via a dense spreadsheet, that the brand’s advertising appeared next to acceptable content, avoided blocked keywords, and maintained a measurable distance from anything that might be described as “sensitive.” The audit is presented in a meeting. Heads nod. The numbers are approved. Nobody asks the obvious question, which is: did any of this advertising actually work?

The vanity metrics of brand safety measurement are extraordinary. Viewability scores. Brand suitability percentages. Context quality ratings. These numbers tell you where the advertising appeared. They tell you nothing about whether appearing there meant anything to anyone who saw it. The clean score is not a proxy for effectiveness. It is a proxy for compliance. These are not the same thing, and the industry has spent years pretending they are.

There’s a version of this conversation worth having with every brand safety vendor: if your tools are working, why is advertising effectiveness declining? If brand safety is making brands stronger, why do most people struggle to name a brand campaign that moved them in the last three years? The tools are optimising for the absence of negative outcomes. The absence of negative outcomes is not a positive outcome. The absence of negative outcomes is just absence.

The Brands That Got This Right

The brands that have produced genuinely effective, culturally resonant work in the last decade have one thing in common: they were willing to appear in contexts that felt risky to their competitors. They ran advertising around difficult conversations. They took positions on things. They were present in contexts that their brand safety policy said they shouldn’t be in — not because they were reckless, but because they understood that presence in a difficult context, when handled with intelligence and intent, is precisely what gives a brand meaning.

This isn’t an argument for carelessness. There are real lines — genuine ethical considerations, actual reputational risks — that are worth a serious risk-management process. The problem is that serious risk management has been replaced by risk avoidance as an end in itself. The question “what could go wrong?” has become more important than “what could go right?” in most brand conversations, and that inversion has consequences for the quality and effectiveness of almost everything that gets made.

Creativity has always required accepting the possibility of failure. The campaigns that shaped culture, the brands that built lasting connection with their audiences, the work that justified the budget — almost none of it would have passed through a modern brand safety review unchanged. It was too specific, too human, too willing to occupy a point of view. Risk aversion doesn’t protect the brand from being disliked. It protects the brand from being noticed.

A Modest Proposal

Brand safety, as a discipline, needs a reframe. The question should not be “could this upset someone?” The question should be “could this harm someone?” Those are different questions, and treating them as equivalent has produced a generation of communication that offends no one, reaches no one, and changes nothing. The industry built an infrastructure for the former when it needed one for the latter.

The creatives sitting in front of the brief — the ones who read “be disruptive but safe” and understood it as the contradiction it is — have always known this. The work that breaks through is the work that made someone in the approval chain uncomfortable. Not because discomfort is the goal, but because genuine communication requires genuine risk. Safe is not a creative brief. Safe is a tombstone.

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The Brand Ambassador Who Never Actually Talks About the Brand

by Ber | Apr 24, 2026 | Brand & Design

The brief was clear. Aspirational lifestyle content. Authentic storytelling. Deep alignment with brand values. What they got was forty-seven posts about a Labrador named Biscuit, three sponsored hotel stays that had nothing to do with the product, and one heavily filtered photo of the ambassador holding the brand’s item at an angle carefully chosen to minimize its visibility in frame.

Welcome to brand ambassadorship, 2025 edition: the marketing strategy that costs the most and delivers the least, sustained entirely by the fact that nobody wants to be the person who cancels the celebrity deal.

The Anatomy of a Deal That Shouldn’t Exist

It starts in a meeting. Someone — usually someone who has just come back from a conference where a case study went well — suggests that the brand needs “a face.” Not an ad campaign, not a channel strategy, not a content plan. A face. A human being who will stand in front of the brand and make it feel real to people who have never thought about the brand and, if we’re honest, are unlikely to start.

The brief that emerges from this meeting is a beautiful document. It talks about “authentic advocacy” and “community resonance” and “values alignment.” The prospective ambassador’s team reviews it, nods along, and then presents a contract that specifies exactly four posts per quarter, approval rights over all content, no competitive restrictions for product categories that happen to include your direct competitors, and a fee that would cover a mid-sized regional TV campaign.

Somewhere in the negotiation, the question of what the ambassador will actually say about the brand gets answered with “organic integration.” And this is the moment the deal is already lost, even if it takes eighteen months and a campaign post-mortem to confirm it.

Organic Integration (Translation: Nothing)

“Organic integration” is the marketing industry’s polite way of saying “we hope the ambassador will occasionally remember we exist.” It is the opposite of a content strategy. It is the absence of a content strategy wearing a content strategy’s clothes.

The theory is that forced brand mentions feel inauthentic, and authenticity is what makes ambassador marketing work. This is half-true. Forced brand mentions do feel inauthentic. But “organic” brand mentions from someone who has been paid a six-figure sum to make them feel organic are not, strictly speaking, organic. They are manufactured naturalness, which is its own category of inauthenticity that audiences — particularly younger audiences — can clock from three scrolls away.

The result is a predictable pattern. The ambassador posts about their life, occasionally tags the brand, and both parties maintain the fiction that something is happening. The marketing team shows reach numbers in the quarterly deck. The brand manager nods. The CMO asks about conversions. Someone changes the subject.

The Metrics of Nothing

This is where ego KPIs do their best work. Ambassador campaigns are structurally resistant to honest measurement. Reach is easy to claim — the ambassador has followers, the posts got impressions, numbers go in the deck. Attribution is nearly impossible to establish. Did anyone buy the product because they saw it held at a barely-visible angle by someone they follow? Possibly. Did anyone buy it because of the ambassador specifically, rather than because they were already in the market? Almost certainly fewer.

The beautiful thing about vanity metrics is that they’re always available. Impressions are infinite. Reach compounds. Engagement rates can be contextualized. “We reached 2.4 million people” sounds excellent, and it is — as a number. As a business outcome, 2.4 million reach events that didn’t change anyone’s behavior is a very expensive way to produce nothing.

But the alternative — actually measuring the campaign honestly, with attribution models and control groups and incrementality testing — is uncomfortable. It produces findings that make someone in the room look bad. It turns a story about brand building into a story about budget waste. So the metrics stay soft and the deal gets renewed.

When It Works (Rarely, Specifically, Almost Never at Scale)

To be fair — and fairness demands this — ambassador marketing occasionally works. It works when the ambassador genuinely uses and believes in the product, when the content brief is specific enough to actually produce useful output, and when the audience overlap between the ambassador and the brand’s target customer is precise rather than notional.

It also works, sometimes, at the micro level. Smaller creators with engaged niche audiences who actually talk about the product — specifically, honestly, with real opinions — outperform the macro deal almost every time on a cost-per-outcome basis. The problem is that the micro deal doesn’t produce the headline. “We partnered with forty-three micro-influencers in the home improvement space” doesn’t generate the press coverage of “We signed [recognizable name].”

The brand ambassador economy runs on headlines as much as it runs on results. The announcement — the deal, the photo, the press release — is often the actual product. What happens after that is the slow deflation of expectations that nobody writes a press release about.

The Exit Strategy Nobody Plans For

Brand ambassadorships also have a termination problem. The same authenticity logic that makes the deal appealing makes it difficult to exit cleanly. If the ambassador is “the face of the brand,” removing them creates a story. If they do something the brand doesn’t love — and famous people, over the course of a multi-year contract, occasionally do things brands don’t love — the exit becomes a crisis communication exercise.

The brand guidelines that nobody follows are one thing. The brand ambassador who actively contradicts those guidelines in a viral moment is a different category of problem, and it arrives without warning, without a process document, and without any of the twelve people who approved the deal being available to comment.

Companies that have been through this — and there are enough of them that it has become its own genre of case study — emerge with a similar conclusion: the ROI calculation for ambassador deals needs to include the risk premium of reputational exposure. Almost nobody includes this in the upfront negotiation, because it’s a difficult conversation to have with someone you’re trying to charm into wearing your logo.

The brief that actually works starts with a clear question: what specific action do we want specific people to take, and is this the most efficient way to make that happen? Ambassador marketing almost never survives that question intact. But it survives the meeting, because meetings run on different logic than results do.

If your brand strategy involves paying someone famous to occasionally remember you exist, Fuck The Brief might be the more honest version of the same conversation. At least it knows what it is.

Why Every DTC Brand Sounds Like It Was Written by the Same Person

by Ber | Apr 23, 2026 | Brand & Design

You’ve seen the website. You’ve felt the font. You’ve read the copy. It opens with a one-sentence paragraph. It uses “you” a lot. It is warm but not saccharine, confident but not arrogant, and playful in a way that somehow never becomes informal enough to be genuine. The founder wrote a note on the About page. It mentions a problem they personally experienced. There is a mention of obsession — with quality, with the customer, with the craft. There are no Oxford commas. The product is described as “thoughtfully designed.”

You have no idea which brand this is, because it’s all of them. The oat milk and the razors and the mattresses and the supplements and the luggage and the dog food and the underwear and the vitamins and the candles and the pet insurance. All of them. One voice. One tone. One unbroken aesthetic of accessible sophistication that has colonised the direct-to-consumer sector so thoroughly that a genuine outlier now feels like a bug rather than a feature.

How We Got Here: The Millennial Aesthetic Goes Industrial

The DTC brand voice has its origin story, and it’s a specific one. In the early-to-mid 2010s, a small number of brands — Warby Parker is the canonical example — figured out that you could sell to educated urban millennials by talking to them like an intelligent friend rather than a corporation. Conversational. Direct. Self-aware about the absurdity of traditional advertising. Occasionally funny, but in a dry way that respected the reader’s intelligence. It worked extraordinarily well.

The problem with things that work extraordinarily well in marketing is that they get copied. And then copied again. And then studied in case studies and deconstructed in brand strategy decks and implemented by copywriters who were briefed to “feel like Warby Parker but for [insert category].” The voice that was distinctive because it was genuinely different from corporate marketing became, within a decade, the dominant mode of corporate marketing for an entire segment of the market.

Innovation became convention. Convention became wallpaper. And now every founder’s note sounds like it was written in the same Brooklyn coffee shop by the same person who worked at the same agency before deciding to “build something they believed in.”

The Brand Voice Brief That Creates Identical Brands

Ask any DTC brand for their brand voice guidelines and you will receive, with minor variations, the same document. The voice will be described with four to six adjectives: warm, authentic, direct, bold, human, real. There will be a “we are / we are not” table. The “we are not” column will list: corporate, cold, jargony, generic. The “we are” column will list: the things every other brand in this category also claims to be.

There will be examples of tone applied across touchpoints: the website headline (punchy, benefit-forward), the product description (sensory, specific, without being clinical), the error message (friendly, helpful, never a dead end), the email subject line (conversational, avoiding clickbait). Each example will be indistinguishable from what any competent copywriter working from any brand voice document in this category would produce.

The brand voice brief, as a format, has become so standardised that it now reliably produces the opposite of its stated objective. It sets out to define what makes the brand unique and instead generates a document that makes it sound identical to its competitors. Which is, if you think about it, an impressive achievement in the wrong direction. The brand voice document written in nobody’s voice is practically its own genre at this point.

The Authenticity Trap

The more insidious problem is what happens when “authenticity” becomes a strategy. Authentic communication — the kind that actually creates connection between a brand and the people it serves — is specific. It has edges. It is willing to be wrong about something, or to say the thing that not everyone wants to hear, or to reflect the actual personality of actual people rather than a brand committee’s approximation of what a relatable human might sound like.

Strategic authenticity is the opposite of this. It has been optimised for broad appeal, which is definitionally the enemy of specificity. It has been reviewed by legal, which removes anything with genuine risk attached. It has been tested against multiple audience segments, which averages out any point of view that might resonate strongly with some people by alienating others. The result is a warm, accessible, inoffensive personality that nobody dislikes and nobody particularly connects with either.

The brand that is authentic in the strategic sense is performing authenticity for an audience that has now seen the performance so many times it can mouth the words along with the brand. And this is precisely why authenticity in marketing became the oxymoron of the 21st century — the more it’s pursued as a tactic, the more it ceases to be the thing it’s supposed to be.

What Genuine Differentiation Actually Requires

Here’s the uncomfortable truth for any DTC brand looking to sound less like every other DTC brand: the problem isn’t your copy. Your copy might be quite good. The problem is that your copy is the last in a long chain of decisions that all pointed in the same direction, and if you don’t change the decisions, you can’t change the copy.

Genuine brand differentiation requires a genuine point of view — not about your product’s quality or your commitment to the customer, but about something in the world. What do you actually believe that your competitors don’t? What customer behaviour are you willing to challenge rather than validate? What would you refuse to do, even if the data suggested it would improve conversion?

These are not questions that resolve neatly into brand voice guidelines. They resolve into behaviour. And behaviour, over time, creates reputation. Reputation creates the kind of trust that no amount of carefully crafted conversational copy can produce, because it comes from what you do rather than what you say.

The brands that genuinely stand out in the DTC space aren’t the ones with the best copywriters. They’re the ones whose copywriters have something real to work with — a company that made an actual decision about what it’s not going to be, and stuck to it when the safer option was available.

The Metrics That Won’t Save You

There is a version of this problem that manifests in the analytics dashboard and looks like a creative question when it’s actually a strategic one. The open rates are fine. The click-through rates are fine. The conversion rates are fine. Nothing is wrong, exactly, except that the brand is plateauing — acquiring at cost, retaining adequately, growing incrementally — in a way that suggests it is performing to category average rather than breaking out of it.

At this point, the instinct is often to test different subject lines, or try a new landing page format, or invest in a more sophisticated personalisation stack. All of these things will produce marginal improvements because they’re optimising within the existing paradigm. The brand sounds like all the other brands, and the audience it’s acquiring sounds like the audience every other brand in the category is acquiring, and the retention looks like category retention, because why would a customer be more loyal to you than to your competitors when you’re giving them no particular reason to distinguish between you?

If you’re running the kind of metrics that measure business outcomes rather than brand pride — if you’ve got a KPI Shark mentality rather than an ego KPI problem — you’ll eventually arrive at the question that the analytics can’t answer: what would it mean for this brand to have a personality that couldn’t be swapped out for any other brand in the category?

The answer to that question doesn’t live in the voice guidelines. It lives in the decisions that nobody wanted to make in the strategy meeting, because they felt too risky, too limiting, too not-what-the-data-says. And that, ultimately, is why every DTC brand sounds like it was written by the same person — because in a very meaningful sense, it was. Just a different person each time, working from the same brief.

The Brand Refresh That Changed the Font and Called It Transformation

by Ber | Apr 23, 2026 | Brand & Design

Somewhere between the full rebrand — the terrifying, budget-consuming, stakeholder-alienating, logo-replacing kind — and doing absolutely nothing, there exists a middle ground that corporations have discovered and now cling to with the fervour of a drowning person hugging a particularly well-designed buoy. It’s called the brand refresh. And it is, in most cases, a masterclass in spending considerable amounts of money to arrive at a destination that looks almost exactly like where you started.

You’ll recognise a brand refresh by its announcement. The press release will use words like “evolution,” “modernisation,” and “bringing the brand into the next chapter.” There will be a thoughtful LinkedIn post from the Chief Marketing Officer about the “journey” the team went on. There will, somewhere, be a mood board. And at the end of all of this, the company will look like it did before, except the font is slightly thinner and the shade of blue has moved approximately four points on the RGB scale.

The Anatomy of a Brand Refresh That Refreshed Nothing

The standard brand refresh follows a predictable arc. It begins with a strategy phase during which a consultancy is paid to tell the company things it already knows about itself. These insights are captured in a 60-slide deck that lives briefly on a shared drive before being accessed exclusively during the refresh retrospective, eighteen months later, by a new team member who wasn’t there and is trying to understand what exactly happened.

Phase two is discovery: workshops, stakeholder interviews, competitive audits. The competitive audit will reveal, reliably, that all of the company’s competitors are also in the process of refreshing their brands and are also landing somewhere in the vicinity of clean, confident, and contemporary. This information is noted and does not meaningfully alter the brief.

Phase three is concept development. Three routes are presented. Route A is what the brand wants to do but is afraid of. Route B is what the agency secretly likes but suspects won’t get approved. Route C is what will actually get approved. Everybody pretends the process was rigorous. Route C wins.

Phase four is rollout: updated templates, revised brand guidelines, a “toolkit” distributed to regional teams who will continue using the old assets for approximately two years, because the new guidelines are in a folder nobody can find and the old ones are already on their desktop.

Why Companies Do It Anyway

To be fair to the brand refresh as a format, it serves a function. Just not always the one it claims to serve.

The stated function: to modernise the brand, sharpen positioning, improve consistency, and signal to the market that the company is dynamic, evolving, and thoroughly in touch with current sensibilities.

The actual function: to give a new CMO something to point to as evidence of leadership in the first year. To satisfy a board that has noticed the brand looks tired without committing the full budget required to actually fix it. To provide the marketing team with a project that feels significant without requiring anyone to make a genuinely difficult decision about what the brand actually stands for.

A brand refresh is, in many cases, corporate displacement activity executed at premium rates. It produces documents, deliverables, and a brief window of internal excitement. What it rarely produces is meaningful differentiation, because meaningful differentiation requires choices — and choices require the kind of clarity about what you’re not going to be that organisations at scale find genuinely threatening.

The Font Is Not the Problem

Here’s the thing nobody says in the refresh kick-off meeting: if your brand isn’t working, it’s almost certainly not because of the typeface. It’s because your company doesn’t have a clear point of view, or because the things you say are indistinguishable from what every other company in your category says, or because there is a fundamental mismatch between your brand promise and the actual experience of being your customer.

None of these problems are solved by moving from a serif to a geometric sans-serif. They are not solved by introducing a secondary palette of “warm, earthy tones to complement the primary brand colours.” They are not solved by a new tagline that is seven words long and means everything and nothing simultaneously.

They are solved by the much harder, much less photogenic work of actually deciding what you believe and being willing to lose some customers by saying it out loud. Which is, of course, the work that nobody commissions, because it doesn’t fit neatly into a project timeline and you can’t present it at an all-hands with a before-and-after logo comparison.

If you want to understand why brand guidelines consistently fail to travel beyond the agency that created them, the refresh cycle is a significant part of the answer — every new set of guidelines begins its life competing with the last set, which nobody fully implemented anyway.

The Meeting Where It Could Have Gone Differently

Somewhere in every brand refresh there is a meeting where the uncomfortable question almost gets asked. Usually about forty minutes in, after the third route has been presented and before the feedback round begins. Someone — often the most junior person in the room, or the one who’s been at the company longest and has therefore stopped caring about saying the quiet part loud — will start to formulate the thought: are we actually changing anything here, or are we just rearranging what we already have?

The thought rarely makes it to the room. The cultural gravity of the meeting — the consultancy fees already spent, the stakeholders already aligned, the timeline already committed — is too strong. The question dissolves. The feedback round begins. Route C is refined. The brand is refreshed.

Six months after launch, the company’s NPS score is unchanged. The brand awareness study shows no statistically significant movement. A new CMO is appointed. The existing brand is described as “not fully realised.” And the refresh cycle begins again.

What a Real Refresh Would Look Like

A brand refresh that actually refreshes something starts not with the visual language but with the honesty gap — the distance between what the company says it is and what its customers, employees, and the wider market actually experience it as. That gap, once identified, requires a decision: close it by changing the communication, or close it by changing the company.

The former is legitimate work. The latter is even harder work, but it’s the only one that produces durable differentiation. The brand that has actually changed its behaviour doesn’t need a press release. The market notices on its own.

And this is, ultimately, what separates the brands worth talking about from the ones running vanity metrics past a board that confuses activity with impact. The work isn’t the deliverable. The work is the decision the deliverable forces you to make.

If you’re tired of watching budgets disappear into processes that produce documents instead of change, you might appreciate the NoBriefs worldview — starting with the Fuck The Brief collection, which is less a product and more a position on what the work is actually for.

The Rebranding Town Hall: How to Announce Change to People Who Will Change Nothing

by Ber | Apr 22, 2026 | Brand & Design

The new logo is ready. The brand book has been printed, spiral-bound, and distributed to people who will leave it on their desks until the next office move. The agency has submitted its final invoice. And now comes the moment that corporate rebranding has always been building toward, the crescendo of the entire three-hundred-thousand-euro exercise: the all-hands town hall where leadership announces the change to the people who will carry it out.

Nobody will carry it out. But the town hall will be excellent.

The Anatomy of the Rebranding Town Hall

The format is consistent across industries, company sizes, and levels of genuinely transformational intent. It begins with a video. The video has been produced by the same agency that designed the new brand, which means it has excellent typography and a soundtrack that costs more than a junior designer’s monthly salary. The video explains that the company has been on a journey.

There is always a journey. Fourteen years of selling insurance or manufacturing industrial components becomes, in the video, a journey of transformation, purpose, and relentless customer focus. The journey is narrated by the CEO in a tone that suggests they have recently discovered both their soul and a teleprompter.

After the video, the CEO appears in person. They are wearing the new brand colors, either consciously or because communications told them to. They explain that this is not just a new logo. This is who we are. This is where we are going. This is an invitation to every person in this room to be part of something bigger than a spreadsheet.

The employees look at the new logo on the screen. Several of them think it looks like the old one. Nobody says this.

The Slide That Explains Why

Every town hall has a slide that explains why the rebrand happened. This slide is doing an enormous amount of diplomatic work.

It must suggest that the company needed to evolve without suggesting that the old brand was a failure, because the CMO who approved the old brand is sitting in the third row. It must invoke market research — there will be a chart showing that 73% of surveyed consumers associated the previous identity with words like “dated” and “distant” — without implying that anyone is responsible for the brand being dated and distant. It must communicate urgency and ambition without triggering the existential anxiety that naturally follows when an organization announces that everything is different now.

The slide will show the old logo next to the new logo. It will use words like “evolution” and “clarity” and “modern.” It will not use the word “expensive” despite the fact that this is, above all else, what the rebrand has been.

There is an entire genre of this kind of corporate communication — the Mission, Vision, and Values triptych that hangs on the wall of every open-plan office, saying nothing to the people who walk past it forty times a day. The town hall is the live performance version of that document.

The Q&A That Will Not Contain Any Questions

After the presentation, there is a Q&A session. The Q&A session is fifteen minutes long. Eight of those minutes will be taken by a question from someone in marketing who wants to demonstrate alignment by asking something that is really a statement: “I think the new direction really captures where the category is going, and I’m excited to bring it to our partners. Can you say more about how we’ll be rolling it out internationally?”

The remaining seven minutes will produce two genuine questions. The first will be from someone in operations who wants to know whether they need to reprint the warehouse signage and who is paying for it. This is, in fact, the most important practical question anyone will ask all day. It will be handled by the brand manager, who will say “we’re working through the implementation plan” while making a note to send an email about the warehouse signage that will be forgotten by Thursday.

The second genuine question will be from someone in legal who wants to know the timeline for updating contracts and boilerplate. Again: extremely practical, largely ignored, delegated to a working group that will meet twice and then dissolve.

Nobody asks: did the rebrand address the underlying reasons customers choose competitors? Did the naming change fix the product problem? Is the new tone of voice actually going to be applied consistently, or is this another brand guidelines document that will be ignored the moment a regional team needs a quick promotional flyer?

These are the questions that would make the town hall useful. They are not asked at town halls.

What Changes After the Town Hall

The logo changes. The email signature template is updated, and a company-wide notice is sent asking everyone to download the new version, which approximately 40% of employees will do. The PowerPoint template changes. The website launches — there was a countdown timer, which was genuinely exciting for about an hour.

The stationery changes. The business cards are reprinted. Someone senior insists on keeping their old supply of cards for the rest of the year because “they’re perfectly good,” and because hierarchy means you don’t actually have to comply with the rollout timeline.

The brand voice document, which was delivered alongside the logo, is distributed digitally. It is a 34-page PDF with sections on tone, personality, and writing principles. It will be used by the communications team, partially by marketing, and not at all by sales, customer service, HR, finance, legal, or any of the other functions that communicate with customers and partners every day.

The culture does not change. The culture was not changed by the rebrand, because the rebrand was, as it always is, a change of surface, not structure. The new logo cannot fix the approval chain that turns good ideas into beige rectangles. It cannot make the organization more decisive or the leadership more aligned. It cannot repair the gap between what the company says it is and what it actually does on a Tuesday afternoon in November.

The town hall was a performance. An expensive, well-produced performance with a good video and a CEO who briefly seemed inspired. But performances end. The curtain comes down. People go back to their desks, open their email, and respond to messages that still use the old logo in the footer.

What a Real Change Announcement Would Look Like

This is a thought experiment, not a recommendation, because nobody is going to do this. But imagine a town hall that said: here is the specific customer problem we are solving with this rebrand. Here is the measurable outcome we expect in twelve months. Here is exactly what each function needs to do differently starting next week. Here is who is accountable for ensuring the brand voice is actually adopted in customer service. Here is what happens when it isn’t.

That would be a different kind of meeting. It would be uncomfortable and specific and would require leadership to commit to things they might not deliver. It would be, in other words, the kind of meeting that treats employees as participants in a change rather than an audience for a production.

It would not have a countdown timer on the website. But six months later, the brand would actually work differently.

Instead, the town hall happens. The employees applaud at the end because the video really was beautifully made. The CEO feels good. The CMO is relieved. The agency has been paid. And the new logo goes up on the wall next to the mission statement that nobody has read since it was framed.

If you’ve survived more rebrands than you can count and have the meeting fatigue to prove it, the Insurgency Journal shop has something to wear that says what the Q&A never will. Loudly. Without a teleprompter.

When Every Brand Became a Media Company (And Nobody Read Any of It)

by Ber | Apr 17, 2026 | Brand & Design

At some point in the last decade — nobody can agree on exactly when — someone in a brand strategy meeting said the words “we need to think like a media company.” The room nodded. The consultant smiled. The slide deck had a quote from a publishing executive who had pivoted to branded content. It seemed, in that moment, like the future.

And then every brand tried to become a media company. And here we are.

The Idea That Made Perfect Sense Until Everyone Had It

The logic was genuinely compelling. Media companies had audiences. Audiences had attention. Attention had become the scarcest resource in the economy. Traditional advertising was losing ground — banner blindness, ad blockers, fragmented platforms — and content marketing had shown that brands could build genuine audiences if they produced things people actually wanted to consume.

Red Bull had demonstrated this so convincingly that business schools built case studies around it. If an energy drink brand could become a legitimate sports media operation, what was stopping every other brand from doing the same?

The answer, it turned out, was everything.

Red Bull’s model worked because Red Bull had built it slowly, invested seriously, hired actual journalists and filmmakers, and operated it with editorial independence from the marketing department. They didn’t produce “content.” They produced media — with all the craft, patience, and institutional commitment that implied.

What most brands did was considerably different. They hired a social media manager, bought a content calendar tool, and started publishing. Three times a week on LinkedIn. Daily on Instagram. Bi-weekly “thought leadership” newsletters that went out to 400 subscribers, 300 of whom were employees.

This is not a media company. This is a marketing department with a content calendar. The distinction matters enormously, and the confusion between the two has produced a decade of expensive, exhausting, largely ineffective output.

What “Thinking Like a Media Company” Actually Required

Real media companies have editorial strategies. They have points of view. They cover beats. They develop relationships with sources. They have editors whose job is to make every piece of content better than it would have been without them. They accept that some things won’t perform, invest in quality rather than volume, and play a long game measured in years rather than quarters.

They also — this part is crucial — produce content for the audience, not for the organization. A media company doesn’t publish something because the product team asked for a feature to be highlighted, or because the CEO wants their thought leadership to be more visible, or because it’s Tuesday and the content calendar says Tuesday is LinkedIn day.

They publish it because it’s interesting. Because the audience will want to read it. Because it earns attention rather than demanding it.

Most brand “content strategies” look excellent in a deck and collapse in practice because they were designed around the organization’s needs, not the audience’s. The editorial calendar is full of product announcements dressed up as insights, customer stories selected for flattering metrics rather than genuine narrative interest, and “industry trends” pieces assembled from a Google search and four bullet points.

The audience, who are not stupid, can tell the difference. And they quietly unsubscribe.

The Attention Economy Problem Nobody Solved

Here’s the paradox that makes the “become a media company” strategy so frustrating in practice: it was conceived as a response to the collapse of attention, and it proceeded to make the attention problem worse.

When every brand is producing content — daily newsletters, weekly podcasts, episodic video series, LinkedIn posts, Instagram carousels, TikTok series about “behind the scenes at [INSERT BRAND]” — the total volume of content in the ecosystem increases exponentially. The audience’s capacity to consume it does not. The result is more competition for the same finite attention, and a significant lowering of the threshold for what people will tolerate.

In a media landscape where genuinely great journalism, entertainment, and creative work is available free or for the cost of a streaming subscription, the bar for brand content is impossible to clear if you’re approaching it as a marketing exercise. You are competing not with other brand newsletters but with every podcast, every newsletter, every social account that a person finds genuinely worth their time.

You are competing with things people actually want. And you are asking them to prioritize your quarterly product update dressed as “industry insight” over all of that. The math doesn’t work.

The Brands That Actually Got There (And What It Cost Them)

There are brands that built genuine media operations. Not many, but they exist, and they share some important characteristics.

They committed resources equivalent to an actual media business — not a content team added as an afterthought to the marketing department, but a dedicated editorial operation with its own P&L, its own talent, and its own mandate that was protected from the quarterly priorities of the brand team.

They accepted the timeline. Audience-building takes years. The brands that gave up after six months because the newsletter subscriber count wasn’t growing fast enough were not operating like media companies. They were operating like marketing departments that briefly tried something different.

And they hired people with editorial backgrounds — not “content creators” who were skilled at producing brand-safe material on deadline, but journalists and writers and filmmakers who had spent careers making things that audiences chose to consume. And then — this is the part that most brands couldn’t stomach — they let those people operate with actual independence.

You cannot build a media operation and then subject it to the same approval workflows that govern your product brochures. You cannot produce genuinely interesting editorial content and then run it through seven stakeholders and a legal review before publication. The two systems are incompatible, and when they collide, the editorial operation always loses.

What “Content Strategy” Actually Became

The legacy of the “become a media company” era is visible everywhere in modern marketing. Content marketing roles have multiplied — the Content Strategist, the Content Marketing Manager, the Head of Content, the VP of Content and Brand Storytelling. The “storytelling” conversation that consumed an entire decade of marketing conferences. The SEO-driven content factories producing thousands of “articles” that exist purely to rank for long-tail keywords and have never been read by a human being with genuine curiosity about the subject.

There are brands spending seven figures annually on content infrastructure — tools, platforms, agencies, freelancers, coordinators — that is producing measurable traffic and immeasurable nothing. The content exists. It is indexed. It occasionally ranks. It generates sessions that immediately bounce because it was written for an algorithm, not a person, and algorithms don’t become customers.

Meanwhile, the brands that have quietly, consistently produced content that their specific audience actually values — that answers real questions, takes real positions, treats readers as intelligent adults — have built something durable. Not viral. Not scalable in the way the growth marketers wanted. But real.

The Question Worth Asking in 2026

After a decade of every brand becoming a media company, it’s worth asking the honest question: did it work?

For most brands, no. The content was produced. The calendar was filled. The metrics showed impressions and sessions and occasionally engagement rates that looked good in a monthly report and meant nothing in a board meeting. The audience was not built. The brand was not differentiated. The customers who arrived via content were often the same customers who would have arrived anyway, through channels that had been working before the content strategy was invented.

What changed was that someone now had a full-time job producing things that nobody outside the organization was particularly interested in, and a reporting structure that made it very difficult to say so out loud.

The media company era is not over. But it is, slowly, being audited. And the companies doing the audit are discovering that the gap between “having a content strategy” and “being a brand people choose to spend time with” is not a content problem. It’s a conviction problem. It requires deciding that you have something worth saying, saying it with craft and commitment, and accepting that the audience will be small and right-sized before it is large and broad.

Most brands prefer the alternative: large and forgettable, well-documented in a monthly report, perfectly unread.

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