by Ber | Apr 10, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
The monthly report is stunning. Follower count: up four percent. Total impressions: two point three million. Brand mentions: a record high. The Share of Voice slide has a bar graph that goes satisfyingly to the right. The executive summary leads with “exceptional performance across all key brand metrics.” The CEO nods. The marketing director breathes. Everyone feels, briefly, that things are going well.
Meanwhile, the business has not grown. Conversion rates have been flat for two quarters. The cost per acquisition is climbing. Customer retention has a leak that nobody has located. The leads that do come in arrive from a referral channel that was never in the marketing plan. But the impressions, the impressions are extraordinary.
Welcome to the world of Ego KPIs — metrics that measure pride, not performance; visibility, not value; the feeling of winning, not the condition of winning.
A Taxonomy of Vanity
Ego KPIs exist across every marketing function, and they are identifiable by a common characteristic: they feel good to report and are difficult to tie to business outcomes.
Follower count is the classic. It measures the size of an audience, not the quality or behavior of that audience. An account with fifty thousand followers who follow because of a giveaway and never engage is a worse asset than an account with five thousand followers who read everything and regularly convert. The follower number looks better in the deck.
Impressions and reach are the second tier. They count eyeballs, not attention. An impression is served; it is not necessarily seen. Reach tells you how many unique accounts had content appear in their feed — not how many of those accounts stopped scrolling, read the caption, felt something, remembered the brand. The technical measurement is real. The business implication is hypothetical.
Awards occupy a special category. They measure peer recognition, which has legitimate value for recruitment, culture, and certain client relationships. But awards are sometimes used as a KPI substitute — “we won a Cannes Lion” as a proxy for “the work created business value.” These are different things. Some of the most awarded campaigns in history produced no measurable impact on the brands they celebrated. The distinction is important, and the industry is not always incentivized to make it.
Share of Voice, without Share of Market correlation, is a metric that measures your voice relative to competitors’ voices. It says nothing about whether anyone is listening or acting on what they hear. It can be gamed by simply producing more content, which is why it’s beloved by marketing teams with content quotas and questioned by CFOs who have learned to ask “so what.”
Why Ego KPIs Survive
They survive because they’re easy to measure, quick to improve, and look good in presentations to stakeholders who haven’t asked the follow-up question. They survive because marketing is genuinely hard to attribute, and when attribution is murky, the metrics that are available fill the vacuum. They survive because many marketing leaders grew up being evaluated on them, which means they’ve built both their reporting and their self-concept around them.
They also survive because the alternative is uncomfortable. If you replace follower count with conversion rate by channel, some channels will look terrible. If you replace impressions with attributed revenue, the math will implicate decisions that were made by people who are still in the room. Real KPIs create accountability. Ego KPIs create comfort.
The KPI Shark — that unforgiving analytical persona who refuses to celebrate a metric that doesn’t move business — is threatening in organizations that have been measuring comfort for years. Not because it’s wrong, but because it’s right. And being right about the metrics means being right about what the metrics mean, which means someone is accountable for the gap between what was measured and what was achieved.
The Move from Vanity to Clarity
The shift requires a single question, asked with genuine seriousness: what business outcome does this metric proxy? Follower count, if it proxies brand awareness that drives consideration that drives trial — prove the chain. Impressions, if they proxy brand recall that affects purchase intent — show the data. Awards, if they proxy creative quality that produces measurable effectiveness — cite the cases.
Some of these chains hold. Many don’t. The ones that don’t should be removed from the dashboard, not because the activities are worthless but because measuring them as KPIs implies a relationship with outcomes that doesn’t exist.
Replace them with metrics that live closer to money: pipeline generated, cost per qualified lead, customer acquisition cost, net revenue retention, category entry point ownership if you’re sophisticated enough to measure it. These metrics are harder to game. They’re also harder to celebrate when things are going poorly, which is precisely why they’re more useful.
The Honest Conversation
The most productive thing a marketing team can do is sit in a room and ask which of their current KPIs would survive a CFO’s follow-up question. Not to shame anyone — the metrics were inherited, or chosen under pressure, or installed when the company was in a different phase. But to draw a line between what gets measured and what gets managed, and to be honest about where the gap is largest.
The social media report that nobody understands is usually a report full of Ego KPIs — impressive numbers in search of a narrative, colorful slides that answer no question anyone with budget authority has actually asked. The report that people pay attention to is the one that says: here’s where we spent, here’s what it generated, here’s what it cost, here’s what we’re going to do differently. That report makes people uncomfortable and then makes decisions happen.
Use the KPI Shark as a filter. Every metric on your dashboard should be able to survive its jaws. If it can’t — if the answer to “what business outcome does this serve?” is “it shows we’re active” — cut it, move it to the appendix, or at minimum stop leading with it in front of people who make budget decisions.
Measure what matters. The rest is decoration. NoBriefs — for marketers who’d rather be right than look good.
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by Ber | Apr 10, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
The editorial calendar was beautiful. Month by month, pillar by pillar, platform by platform. There were audience personas with names — Marco, the curious professional; Elena, the ambitious manager — who had precise psychographic profiles, clearly defined pain points, and media habits described in enough detail that they felt like real people you might see at an airport, if airports had exactly one demographic per gate.
The content pillars were color-coded. There were four of them, because three feels incomplete and five is too many to execute. Each had a rationale, a tone of voice, and example content formats. There was a repurposing strategy: one long-form piece a month would cascade into four shorter pieces, which would become twelve social posts, which would fuel a quarterly newsletter. The machine was elegant, systematic, and — this is important — entirely hypothetical.
The strategy was presented. The strategy was approved. The strategy was never executed.
The Gap Between the Deck and the Calendar
The distance between a content strategy and content is the most under-discussed chasm in marketing. Everyone knows how to build the strategy. It’s taught in courses, documented in templates, celebrated in case studies. What’s rarely discussed is what happens on the Monday morning after the deck was approved, when someone has to open a document and actually write something.
That Monday morning is where most content strategies die. Not in a single dramatic failure, but in a slow, barely noticed series of deferrals. The brief gets written but the article doesn’t. The article gets drafted but doesn’t get approved. The approval comes but there’s no image. The image is sourced but the post doesn’t go out because the launch conflict now and “let’s wait for next week.” Next week becomes next month. The editorial calendar, last updated in February, sits in the shared drive like a memorial.
This is not a strategy problem. It’s an execution infrastructure problem. And it happens because most content strategy engagements are scoped and priced to produce the document, not the content — and nobody wants to talk about what happens after the document is delivered.
Why Strategies Don’t Execute Themselves
Content strategies fail to execute for reasons that are structural, not motivational. The team doesn’t have capacity — not because they’re lazy, but because content production was added to existing roles without removing anything else. The brief that should take two hours takes seven because the approval chain involves six people who disagree on tone. The social post that needed a week of lead time gets submitted on Thursday for Monday, which means the design team is scrambling, which means the quality drops, which means nobody wants to promote it, which means it performs poorly, which means confidence in the strategy erodes.
The Spreadsheet Sloth in every marketing team knows this cycle. The data is there, in the content calendar that has twelve planned posts per month and three actual posts, in the performance report that always cites “publishing inconsistency” as a contributing factor without ever asking why the inconsistency exists.
Strategies also fail because they’re built on audience assumptions that were never validated. The personas were created in a workshop, not from actual interviews. The pain points are what we think the audience experiences, not what they say they experience. The content formats are the ones the team is comfortable producing, not necessarily the ones the audience prefers. The strategy is internally coherent but externally hypothetical.
The Three Decisions That Make or Break a Content Program
Decision one: cadence over ambition. One post a week, published consistently, is worth more than four posts a week planned and zero executed. Every content strategist knows this. Fewer organizations are willing to internalize it, because ambition in the deck looks better than honesty about capacity. Cut the plan in half and publish it reliably. The algorithm, the audience, and your team will thank you.
Decision two: ownership without committee. Every piece of content needs a single owner from brief to publication. Not a team. Not a committee. One person who can move it forward, who has the authority to approve (or get approval without seven rounds of feedback), and who is accountable for the outcome. Content by committee is content that never ships, or ships so hedged and revised that it says nothing anyone wanted to say.
Decision three: distribution before creation. The most common mistake in content strategy is investing heavily in production and allocating nothing to distribution. A brilliant article seen by four hundred people, three of whom are colleagues, is not a content strategy success. Distribution is not a nice-to-have at the end of the process; it’s the point of the process.
What a Good Brief Changes
Here’s where the Fuck The Brief instinct applies. The problem with most content briefs is that they specify what to make without specifying why it matters, who specifically it’s for, what it should make them think or feel or do, and how success will be measured. A brief like that produces content that ticks boxes rather than content that works.
A good content brief is uncomfortable. It asks questions the strategy deck doesn’t answer: what’s the specific insight that earns this reader’s attention? What are we saying that nobody else is saying? What would make this worth bookmarking, sharing, or quoting? If you can’t answer those questions, you don’t have a brief. You have a format and a word count.
The content strategy that lives forever in the deck is usually the one built around formats rather than ideas. Four pillars, twelve posts a month, two long-form pieces per quarter — this is architecture without occupants. The strategy that actually executes starts with ideas that are specific enough to be uncomfortable, genuine enough to be interesting, and simple enough that a human being with a full calendar can actually produce them on a Tuesday afternoon.
If your content strategy is beautiful in the deck and invisible in the world — NoBriefs is the antidote. We make things for people who want to do the work, not just plan it.
by Ber | Apr 8, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
The timeline is almost poetic in its compression. Brand purpose arrived as a genuine intellectual contribution to marketing thought — roughly 2010-2015, with its philosophical roots in Jim Stengel’s research connecting brand ideals to business growth and Simon Sinek’s TED Talk providing the populist version. By 2018, every brand had a purpose. By 2020, every purpose sounded identical. By 2023, the backlash was institutional — campaigns were being criticized not for lacking purpose but for having it. A concept that began as a differentiator had become a liability. Fifteen years from idea to cliché, which in marketing terms is actually a fairly long run.
What Brand Purpose Was Supposed to Mean
The original argument was substantive. It went: brands that have a clear reason for existing beyond profit — a genuine contribution to people’s lives or to the world — tend to attract more loyal customers, more motivated employees, and better long-term business performance than brands that are purely transactional. The research supporting this was real, if overstated in the popularized versions.
The application was straightforward: identify why your brand exists in a way that goes beyond the product, articulate that purpose clearly, and let it guide decisions about what you make, who you partner with, how you communicate, and what causes you associate with. Done correctly, this produced genuinely distinctive brands with clear decision-making criteria. Patagonia. Dove (for a while). Lush. Organizations whose stated purpose was operationally connected to what they actually did.
The key word is “operationally.” The purpose had to be real — meaning it had to constrain behavior, not just decorate it.
How It Broke
What happened next was entirely predictable in retrospect and somehow still surprising when it occurred. Marketing departments, under pressure to show strategic depth and differentiation, adopted the language of purpose without the substance. The exercise became: find a social issue adjacent to your category, attach your brand to it, produce a campaign in the emotional register of a documentary short, and call the result a “purpose-driven initiative.”
This process was not cynical in all cases. Many of the people involved genuinely believed in what they were doing. The problem was structural: purpose was being used as a communication strategy rather than as a business strategy. It was positioned as a way to talk to consumers rather than a way to run the company. When purpose is a campaign rather than a conviction, it is vulnerable to the most obvious question: does your brand actually behave this way when it’s not being watched?
For most brands, the answer was: not particularly. Carbonated beverages do not become health-positive because the campaign features inspiring music and a diverse cast. Fossil fuel companies do not become environmentally responsible because they fund a tree-planting initiative. Fast fashion brands do not become sustainable because they launch a “conscious” sub-line that represents three percent of their volume while the other ninety-seven percent continues as before. The gap between stated purpose and operational reality was visible, and audiences — younger ones especially — developed an excellent sensor for it.
The Pepsi-Kendall Jenner Moment and Its Aftermath
The 2017 Pepsi ad featuring Kendall Jenner resolving a protest with a can of soda was not the cause of brand purpose’s decline. But it was the clearest symptom of where the concept had arrived. A real social movement — the protest — had been borrowed for brand purposes, stripped of its specific political content, and converted into a generic metaphor for unity and connection that happened to feature a carbonated beverage as the agent of change. The reaction was immediate, nearly universal, and for once, not wrong.
The Pepsi ad was memorable because it was spectacular in its misjudgment. But the underlying error — using social issues as brand territory without substantive commitment — was so widespread that it would be unfair to single out Pepsi. They just did it most visibly.
What the backlash produced, unfortunately, was not a return to substantive purpose-driven business. It produced a shift in tone — more hedged, more ironic, more aware of authenticity as a performance register — while the underlying dynamic remained essentially unchanged. Brands became more careful about how they expressed purpose. Most did not become more purposeful.
What Survives the Collapse
The organizations that built actual purpose — not as a campaign positioning but as an operational commitment — have largely survived the era with their credibility intact. Patagonia continues to donate a portion of profits, has sued the US government over public land policy, and most recently converted its ownership structure in a genuinely unusual act of institutional commitment to its stated values. Whatever you think of the politics, the behavior is consistent with the purpose. That consistency is what brand purpose was always supposed to mean.
For everyone else, the appropriate response to the ruins of the brand purpose era is not nihilism but precision. Don’t claim a purpose you can’t operationalize. Don’t attach to social issues because they’re culturally salient — attach to them because they are genuinely connected to what your business does and because you’re willing to constrain business decisions in service of the commitment. If you can’t do that, don’t use the word “purpose.” “We make excellent products for people who care about X” is a less inspiring sentence than “we exist to change X for the better,” but it is infinitely more defensible.
The Fuck The Brief philosophy applies here with particular force: the brief that says “we need to communicate our brand purpose” before the brand has a genuine purpose is asking for a beautiful lie. Write the honest version instead.
→ Purpose without behavior is just a font choice. NoBriefs — for brands and marketers who’ve decided to mean what they say.
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by Ber | Apr 8, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
There is a particular kind of marketing presentation that has become so common it has its own grammar. It begins with a slide showing a significant increase in a metric — follower count, impressions, share of voice, engagement rate — rendered in large, bold typography with an upward arrow. Then several more slides of similar statistics. Then a summary slide that describes the campaign as a success. And then, somewhere deep in the appendix, often in a smaller font, a note that conversion rates were flat and attributed revenue did not meet projections.
This is what we might call the Ego KPI cycle, and it is one of the most expensive habits in marketing.
What Makes a KPI Vanity
A vanity metric is not necessarily a fake metric. The numbers are often real. The problem is that they measure something that feels good — reach, attention, brand presence — without establishing a causal or even correlational relationship with business outcomes. An impression is not a customer. A follower is not a fan. Engagement on a brand awareness post is not a signal of purchase intent unless you have data suggesting otherwise, and most brands do not have that data.
The term “vanity metric” is sometimes dismissed as reductive. Fair enough. Some metrics that look like vanity metrics are actually leading indicators of real outcomes — in the right context, with the right audience, with the right product, share of voice genuinely predicts market share. The point is not that these metrics are always useless. The point is that they are routinely reported as success indicators in contexts where their relationship to business outcomes has never been established. That is the problem.
The ego in “ego KPI” refers not to arrogance but to the function the metric serves: it makes the marketing function feel good. It makes the brand team look productive. It satisfies a stakeholder request for evidence of activity. It provides a defensible answer to the question “what did we accomplish?” None of this is about the business. It is about the comfort of the people doing the reporting.
How We Got Here
Digital marketing promised to end the era of unmeasurable advertising. “Half of my advertising budget is wasted; I just don’t know which half” was supposed to become a relic. Instead, we replaced unmeasurable impact with highly measurable activity, called the activity impact, and continued as before with better slides.
Part of the problem is attribution. Measuring the true contribution of a piece of brand content to a purchase that happens three months later is genuinely difficult. In the absence of a clean causal story, marketers default to what they can measure: the immediate response to the content. Clicks. Shares. Views. These are measurable in real time. They are legible to non-specialists. They are easy to present. And so they become the default language of marketing performance, regardless of whether they’re actually measuring performance.
Another part of the problem is incentive misalignment. Marketing teams are often evaluated on the metrics they report. If impressions are in the KPIs and revenue is not, the team will optimize for impressions. This is rational behavior. The problem is structural, not moral.
The Metrics That Actually Matter
They vary by business and by objective, but they share a common property: they measure something that the business would care about even if marketing hadn’t invented it. Customer acquisition cost. Retention rate. Revenue attributable to marketing activity (with honest caveats about attribution methodology). Pipeline influenced. Net Promoter Score trends. Cost per qualified lead. Lifetime value of customers acquired through specific channels.
None of these metrics are as photogenic as a million impressions. None of them produce the same immediate dopamine hit as a slide showing 400% reach growth. But they are connected to the actual health of the business, which is, nominally, the point.
The shift requires honesty about what you don’t know as much as clarity about what you do. A responsible marketing report includes its own limitations: here’s what we can measure, here’s what we’re inferring, here’s where the data doesn’t let us draw a clean conclusion. This is harder to present than a deck full of upward arrows. It is also the only way to actually improve.
The Conversation Nobody Wants to Have
At some point, someone in the room needs to ask: “These numbers are going up. Why isn’t the business?” That person will not be popular. They may be told that brand marketing works on long time horizons. They may be directed to the share of voice data. They may be reminded that awareness must precede consideration must precede conversion. All of these are true, and all of them are also classic techniques for deferring accountability indefinitely.
The honest answer is usually: we don’t know what’s working and what isn’t, because we’re not measuring the right things. And the first step to measuring the right things is being willing to present the wrong numbers as wrong rather than as success with asterisks.
At NoBriefs, the KPI Shark is built for precisely this moment: when the metrics are beautiful and the business is stagnant and someone needs to say so out loud. Not to be difficult. To be useful.
→ Your impressions are not your impact. If the difference keeps you up at night, you’re at the right place. NoBriefs — for the marketers who’ve started asking harder questions.
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by Ber | Apr 8, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
There is a PowerPoint slide that has been presented in marketing departments and agency new business meetings for approximately fifteen years. It features a graph — sometimes a hockey stick, sometimes an exponential curve — and the words “viral potential” written somewhere in the vicinity of the upward inflection. This slide is fraudulent. Not intentionally, in most cases. The people presenting it genuinely believe that virality is a replicable outcome of a sufficiently clever strategy. They are wrong, and the fact that they continue to be wrong at scale says something important about the marketing industry’s relationship with honesty.
What “Going Viral” Actually Means
A piece of content goes viral when a large number of people share it in a short period of time, producing exponential rather than linear distribution. This is a real phenomenon. It happens. But understanding that it happens is not the same as understanding how to make it happen, any more than understanding that lightning strikes trees gives you the ability to direct lightning.
Retrospective analysis of viral content almost always produces confident-sounding explanations: it was emotionally resonant, it was unexpected, it tapped into a cultural moment, it was perfectly timed. These explanations are largely post-hoc rationalization. For every piece of content with those properties that went viral, there are ten thousand with identical properties that did not. We study the successes and ignore the failures, which produces the illusion of a pattern where there is mostly noise.
This is survivorship bias at industrial scale, and it is the foundation on which a significant portion of content strategy is built.
The Viral Content Industry
There is an entire ecosystem of professionals whose value proposition is some version of “I know how to make things go viral.” Courses. Frameworks. Books with titles like The Virality Code or Contagious: Why Things Catch On (that last one is real and, to be fair, considerably more honest about uncertainty than most). LinkedIn influencers who post their own viral metrics as proof of expertise. Agencies with case studies about the one time a campaign blew up and carefully constructed silence about the twenty times it didn’t.
None of this is entirely without value. Understanding the structural properties of shareable content — emotional resonance, novelty, social currency, practical utility — is useful. You can increase the probability of your content performing well by understanding these principles. But “increased probability of performing well” and “guaranteed viral reach” are not the same thing, and the marketing industry, chronically allergic to nuance, tends to collapse them into each other.
What You Can Actually Control
Here is what a responsible content strategy looks like in the absence of a virality guarantee: you create high-quality, genuinely useful or genuinely entertaining content, consistently, for a clearly defined audience. You distribute it through channels where that audience actually exists. You optimize for the metrics that matter to your business — leads, retention, purchase intent — rather than for the vanity metrics that are most likely to impress a client in a quarterly report.
Over time, you build a body of work that compounds. Individual pieces rarely go “viral” in the dramatic, hockey-stick sense. But a sustained practice of excellent content builds authority, trust, and a loyal audience that shares your work not because an algorithm decided to amplify it but because they genuinely find it valuable. This is slower than a viral moment. It is also more durable.
The occasional piece will outperform your expectations dramatically. It will happen without warning, often for reasons you can only partially explain. When it does, study it, learn what you can, and resist the urge to try to replicate it exactly. Lightning does not strike the same tree twice in the same way for the same reasons.
What to Tell the Client Who Wants Virality
Tell them the truth. Which is: we can create content that has the properties associated with high performance, and we can distribute it effectively. We cannot guarantee a specific reach multiple. Anyone who promises you a viral outcome is either lying or doesn’t understand the medium they’re working in — and either way, you shouldn’t be paying them for the promise.
Some clients will not want to hear this. They will hire someone who tells them what they want to hear. In three months, when that someone’s “viral strategy” produces eleven thousand views on a video that cost forty thousand to make, you can be there with an honest alternative. Or not. Sometimes the market rewards the right answer with a long delay.
In the meantime, the KPI Shark at NoBriefs is a good reminder: the metrics that matter are the ones connected to actual business outcomes. Shares are flattering. Revenue is real. Build for the second one.
→ Stop chasing lightning and start building for consistent thunder. NoBriefs — for marketers who’ve graduated from vanity and enrolled in value.
by Ber | Apr 6, 2026 | Marketing & Strategy
The venue has floor-to-ceiling windows and a view of the mountains. There are breakout rooms named after rivers. The catering is excellent — better than the office, notably better than most decisions that will come out of this meeting. You’re here with twelve colleagues, a facilitator who keeps asking about your “aspirations,” and a shared brief that says “align on strategy for the coming year.” By day two, after the icebreakers and the values exercise and the session called “Brave Conversations,” you will have consumed a significant budget, generated fourteen pages of notes that nobody will reference in February, and returned to the office to execute almost exactly the same strategy you executed last year. This is the annual planning retreat: the most expensive form of organizational inertia ever invented.
Why the Retreat Can’t Change What the Retreat Won’t Confront
The annual planning retreat is an institutional ritual, and like most institutional rituals, its primary function is not what it claims to be. The claimed function is strategic alignment — getting the leadership team on the same page about direction, priorities, and resource allocation for the year ahead. The actual function is something closer to organizational therapy: a scheduled event that allows people to feel that they’ve engaged seriously with big questions, regardless of whether those questions have been answered.
Real strategic change requires confronting uncomfortable truths: that a current strategy isn’t working, that resources are allocated to the wrong things, that certain priorities should be abandoned, that someone in the room has been making decisions that aren’t serving the organization. These confrontations rarely happen in settings with catered lunches and a facilitator whose primary brief is “keep the energy up.” They happen in difficult conversations that most retreat formats are specifically designed to smooth over.
The result is a planning process that produces what it was implicitly designed to produce: consensus. And consensus, in an organizational context, tends to look exactly like last year’s strategy with updated dates and slightly different language.
The Outputs That Don’t Survive Contact with January
Every planning retreat produces outputs. There are the post-session documents — the “strategic priorities” list, the “themes for the year,” the annotated photographs of the whiteboard sessions. There are the individual commitments made in the room, often written on index cards and shared with accountability partners. And there is the deck, compiled from the session outputs, which will be presented to the broader team and then rarely opened again.
Most of these outputs don’t survive contact with January. Not because they’re bad — many are thoughtful and well-intentioned. They don’t survive because they were produced in a context that doesn’t resemble the context in which they need to be executed. “Customer centricity” is a retreat-level commitment. “We will not approve a campaign unless we can demonstrate it was built from a specific customer insight” is a working-level commitment. The first sounds better in a session. The second actually changes behavior. Most retreats produce a lot of the first and very little of the second.
The Pre-Work That Would Make the Retreat Obsolete
Here’s the uncomfortable proposition: most annual planning retreats could be replaced by a combination of rigorous pre-work and a single half-day decision session. The pre-work would consist of honest assessments of what worked and what didn’t in the prior year, a clear articulation of the strategic choices available for the year ahead with the trade-offs of each, and individual leader submissions of priority recommendations based on their domain knowledge.
If you walk into a planning session with that pre-work done, you need four hours, not two days. You’re not generating thinking in the room — you’re resolving pre-existing thinking into decisions. The mountains are optional. The catering remains excellent in any location.
The reason this doesn’t happen is that it requires everyone to have done the hard thinking before they arrive. The retreat is often a substitute for that thinking — a place where the thinking will (supposedly) happen collectively, which often means it doesn’t happen rigorously at all.
Use the Budget on Something That Changes the Work
If you’re going to spend the budget, spend it on outcomes. What specific decisions will be made at this retreat? Who will make them? What information do you need before you arrive? What will be different on day one back in the office? If those questions don’t have good answers, neither will the retreat.
The KPI Shark from the NoBriefs shop exists for the professionals who return from the planning retreat and immediately ask the only question that matters: what are we actually measuring this year, and who’s accountable? Sharp questions, no catering required.
Same strategy as last year. Beautiful venue, though.
